I think someday if I can save up the funds I might like to throw my own con. And I’d definitely have fandom-based “church” services on Sunday morning ;) I could put together a whole religious calendar based on the ethics and spirituality of LOTR, Potter, and Trek XD
Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear.
Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts everywhere they go and telling people to call them things like “Lord Bloodfang McDarkness the Third” and “Salacia, Mistress of the Night”.
::falls over laughing::